Last night when I was walking from my one job to my other job, I was waiting to cross the street, tired and deep in my own thoughts, I´m looking at the cars coming from the right, waiting… As I turn my head to the left I´m met by an old man´s face coming at me at about two meters distance, making a big kissing face with the loudest kissing noise I´ve ever heard, I twitched and almost jumped backwards at the sight of this grandpa´s surprising expression of “affection”. It must have looked so funny, I wish someone had filmed it.